McCain's V.P.

Wow! What a week. Now, I won’t make this one long blog about what’s recently happened in the political soap opera “As the White House Turns,” instead, I shall organize my many thoughts into several blogs... no, not into 18 million pieces.

First things first, I would like to congratulate John McCain for choosing Sarah... Sarah... wait what’s her name again? Oh yes, Sarah Palin as his running mate. Disregarding the comment Alaskan Governor Palin told CNBC’s Larry Kudlow in late July, “As for that V.P, talk all the time, I tell ya, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me: What is it exactly that the V.P. does every day?,” I think she’s an excellent choice.

Why? Well, first, she is going to capture so many of the Hillary supporters. I mean, they are sooo similar. Like Hillary, Sarah also is pro-choice, oh wait, no she isn’t. Well, like Hillary, Sarah also supports gay marriage, oh shoot, no she doesn’t. Jeez, Sarah has to be like Hillary on something? Hmm, oh yes, of course, like Hillary, Sarah also is a woman.

Second, just like Barack Obama is the first African-American to be a major party’s presidential nominee, Sarah Palin is the first woman to be a major party’s vice president nominee. Oh, wait a minute, that’s right, Geraldine Ferraro was Walter Mondale’s, one of the 1984’s Democratic Presidential Nominees, V.P. on his ticket. Huh, never mind.

Well then... uhh, oh yeah:

Lastly, as McCain and the rest of the Republicans have blasted Barack on being so young and inexperienced, it’s nice to see McCain has chosen an older, more experienced person than Barack to be his Vice President. Oh, shit, I mean shoot, that’s right, Sarah’s 3 years younger than Barack. Besides that, being Governor of America’s biggest state, literally not figuratively, and her being the former mayor of an Alaskan town of 5,700 people, I think more people were waiting to get into Invesco Field to watch Barack Obama give his acceptance speech, hardly counts as experience.

Well, McCain, as you’ve said before, you always put your country first. If out of all of your choices for your right-hand-man (or woman) is Sarah Palin, then just one question?

When you go to the hospital AGAIN, and the oldest Doctor isn’t available, will you choose the youngest Doctor to be in control of your life?


Finally, yes, at 80%, Palin currently is able to claim the highest approval rating of any governor.

Hmm, at some point, George Bush also HAD the highest approval rating at 91%... I wonder what happened after that.